Gratitude with TBB

Shenanigans of the kids

Willis and Lucia:
When I'm bigger I'm not going to be the boss of my house, the wife is. Boys can't be bosses because they don't have babies because they aren't tough enough. Lucia, if you have a baby, it may come out your vagina or they cut it out of your stomach. Is that terrifying?
Yes!
And boys they sit around and say- hey, my wife is having a baby.

Willis and Mom:
Mom, I decided who I'm going to marry. 
Oh?
L&***, because she wants to marry me and not Noah. 
And why is that? Noah is a nice boy.
Because I do what she tells me to do.
Hmmmm. Is that so?
Yeah, I smooth her hair when she asks.  Also, Mom?  When I'm 25 people will be living on Mars.  I'm going to do that too.
Right, Willis.

Lucia to Dad:
Mom's the boss.  But when I grow up, I'm going to be the boss of my house.

Lucia to Mom:  Every. Single. Morning.
MOM! STOP BRUSHING MY HAIR!!!!  
She proceeds to mess it up and backcomb
I LIKE IT MESSY








And finally, the first piano recital: the one where he wouldn't take a bow


willis piano recital from Dee on Vimeo.

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