3 purple lies

Dear co-zumba'er

Dear lady young miss in Zumba class last night,

Are you confused by where you were going?
Did you originally dress to go to the beach and then decide you wanted bar-star makeup on and then instead went and worked out?
Was it really necessary for you to wear tight underwear shorts and proceed to stretch right. in. front. of. me?
Not a pleasant experience, thankyouverymuch.

Why is it that people feel the need to wear workout clothes that don't suit their body or are too tight for them?  It's not a fashion show, I'm aware of that.  But still, how can it be conducive to sweating it out when your clothing is so tight that you can barely breathe.

I just don't get it.

The end.


  1. hmmmm....I don't see the problem here.

  2. Too bad the young miss wasn't a Ryan Reynolds look-alike!! He could sweat in clothes too tight in front of me! LOL


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